My Gay Paris: New Survey Finds French Are The Most Well Hung In Europe (Seriously!)

The whole point of this blog is to give you reasons to visit Paris and suggestions for things to do when you’re staying in one of our gay furnished apartments here in the Marais. Sometimes our suggestions include shopping tips, and other weeks we look at restaurant reviews or the latest art exhibitions. All very sophisticated, and nothing you’d be ashamed to show your parents …

But sometimes being highbrow is boring. If this map doesn’t convince you that Paris is worth a visit, then we don’t know what will …

Yup, you read right. The French are—apparently—some of the luckiest boys in Europe, with regards to that most vital of vital statistics. A new map covering the entire continent reveals that the average penis length is a stonking 16.01 centimetres, or six and a third inches. They’re not, though on top of the table, with the average Hungarian man enjoying an extra half a centimetre where he needs it most. As for the poor Brits, it seems that being stuck with all that bad weather is getting them down in more ways than one …

It’s What You Do With It That Counts

Of course, the figures are worth taking with a pinch of salt because they’re not based on a scientific study but simply a survey where men were invited to rate their own size. We’re not one to deal in stereotypes about French men (we work with them every day and love every one of them dearly) but it’s just possible that they have the biggest egos in Europe, and not the biggest dicks … Not that the stopped France’s biggest-selling gay mag, Têtu, crowing about the figures on its blog!

The only way to find out for sure, though, is to come to Paris and see for yourself …

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